art critic

I was going through the reams of paper that the girls come home with and found a drawing that E had done. I was very impressed with the drawing, so I showed it to John. The conversation went something like this:

Me: E's really getting good at drawing. Look what she did!
John: Wow! That is great. Is that a picture of you?
...stunned silence...
John: What? Is it a picture of E?
Me: You're kidding, right?
John: No...how am I supposed to know who the picture is of?!?!

FYI...here is the picture.

 

Is it just me...or does it look like a red-headed princess mermaid that a certain almost-kindergartener talks about non-stop?

I think it's safe to say that John will never identify any criminal ever based upon the composite sketch produced by police...