So last night after dinner, John had to run up to the tire place to fix his tire (there was a nail in it). We decided to take the divide and conquer approach with the kids -- he took E with him and they went to
"Cold Stuff" (as E likes to call it) while they waited, and I kept A with me for some playing and bed time. I certainly thought I had gotten the better deal in this exchange -- I could put A to bed, finish getting ready for tomorrow and even sit down and relax while John would be entertaining a sugar-hyped 3 year old that had the potential to be more Dr. Jekyll than Mr. Hyde when it came to waiting in the tire store.
However, as with many of my estimations in this variety, I was wrong.
It started off pleasant enough...we played chase and peekaboo. We shook the maracas and tambourine. We had some bottle. Then it was bedtime. I put her in her pajamas and she finished guzzling the bottle. We brushed her teeth and came back to her room. So far so good. Then A started crawling and making a beeline for E's room. I gave chase, swooped her up and carried back to her room with her facing out like in a baby bjorn. Apparently this performed the equivalent of the Heimlich maneuver on A, because she started spitting up all over her, me and her room.
Instinctively, I thrust my hand under her mouth and tried to catch some of it -- why is it that when your kid spits anything out of their mouth, you try to catch it? I mean unless it's money or diamonds it'll do fine on the floor -- but of course caught 1/30th of what came out. So I quickly changed ino my jammies, stripped A into her diaper, threw her in the crib and set off on trying to clean the whole mess up. A did not take kindly to being put in her crib prematurely and started screaming bloody murder so I took her out of the crib and went to grab jammies for her.
Since it's been pretty cool at night, I wanted her to wear long sleeves and pants. But the one that she was wearing were her only clean pair that still fit in this batch of clothes. So I had to run to E's room to grab a pair of her 2T PJs. During this time, A knocked over the lamp in her room, causing her to start crying because of the loud noise/utter darkness. So I run back in, turn on another light, throw the PJs on, get depressed because my sweet little baby can wear in 2T (they were big, but still!) and try to continue with the "bedtime routine" which has now gone to hell in a handbasket. By the time I get her settled and on her way to dreamland, I hear an ice cream covered E pounding up the stairs yelling "Mommy, I want FOUR stories tonight!"
So much for my relaxing evening.