SlackerBaby is...
And, lest you think they weren't all that excited with the news...here they are celebrating the news.
3 years ago


I've been peed on, pooped on, puked on, bled on, sneezed on, coughed on, and drooled on.I've done all of these things, in the name of motherhood. And, for the most part, it hasn't bothered me. But, we have entered a phase of motherhood that I do not have the stomach for. The mere thought of sends chills down my spine.
I've more wiped heinies and noses than I care to count.
I have stuck out my hand to catch the half-chewed pieces of food my children have determined they no longer care to eat. I've done this with puke, too.
I've become a pro at taking temperatures rectally.