don't be fooled by cute exteriors

Sure, on the outside, Sweet Baby A looks like your typical almost 2-year-old. Maybe a little droolier than most, but typical.
But on the inside lurks the heart of a killer...a Jibbitz killer. She is the perpetrator of The Great Jibbitz Massacre of 2008. Behold the photos from the shocking scene of the crime...her pink MaryJane Crocs:

The only Jibbit left unscathed was the faux gemstone, perhaps proving once and for all that diamonds are a girls best friend.

A, of course, denies responsibility. "A-yex-a did it," she says, blaming her BFF at school (Alexa, for those who don't speak toddler) as she points to the Jibbitz stub where a (non-Princess) mermaid used to be. But, what about Dora...or Boots...or one-eyed, one-legged Diego? For the love of all things holy...WHAT ABOUT DIEGO?

And where did she learn about such atrocities to shoe decorations? Her older sister E, of course. E decapitated Cinderella within days of putting her on her Crocs in May. Cinderella is no longer with us because as creepy as the Nick Jr. crew is...a headless bust of Cinderella ends up just being Cinderella's boobies on your shoe. Which is just pervy when you look at it.

And, to add insult to injury, A came home with Flounder on her shoes the other night. We've never bought a Flounder Jibbitz. So she's expanded this reign of Jibbitz terror into burglary. Will the madness ever end?

I'm thinking that, come November, when it's too cold to wear Crocs...it finally will.