my money's on john

This morning, as I was getting A dressed, I went to put our diaper remedy on her little tush (A's been battling diaper rash so we use a mixture of Maalox and Benadryl at home...I highly recommend it). Anyway, E comes on over, peeks onto the changing table and asks me,

"So, mama...are you going to put the pink sh!t on A?"
"What!?!?" I ask her, not sure of what I heard.
"The pink sh!t, mommy? Are you going to put some on A's heiny this morning?"

As of this posting the party responsible for calling the concoction "pink sh!t" within earshot of E has not been identified. I'll keep you posted on the investigation.