lessons of complacency

This is what happens when you think you are a bike rider extraordinaire, and end up going too fast and turning too much:
You crash, and end up with two scrapes on your nose, one on your chin, one on your knee, two on your foot, and one on your big toe.

This is what happens when you are so confident in your daughter's bladder-holding capabilities that you neglect the schools gentle reminders to update her stash of back-up clothes.
Size 3T corduroy pants and t-shirt that *might* have fit sometime when she was 2 last Fall. Belly baring, high waters, and given her existing crack problems, you don't even want to see her back side.