Wednesday, May 21, 2008

it's not like brushing your teeth

If you were fly on the wall in the Slacker bathroom (or an ant...because dear lord we are losing the battle against ants in our house), you would have heard the following conversation between me and E.
"E, did you go potty yet? It's bedtime."
"Yes, Mommy."
"Did you wipe?"
"No, Mommy. I only have to wipe twice a day or if I poop."


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

EWWW! Glad that's not the rule!

Kiki

Sweet Pea Chef said...

Has John been teaching her about wiping? 'Cause R says that to me...

Deep in the Heart said...

I have the opposite problem with Jake. He wants to wipe front and back every time he goes.

Kate said...

Is it wrong that I'm jealous you are even having convos about wiping? I just had to buy size 6 dipers for Ben - they look like depends!
LOVE YOUR BLOG!!
Kate

One Little Brownie said...

I don't get it...isn't that how we're supposed to do it? Oh no! I've "outted" myself. Ha ha...I kid, I kid...Aren't kids "hilarious!?" Good thing she told you and you didn't have to figure it out another way!!!

Lipstick said...

LOL! Last night my son told me he didn't have to potty b/c he already went in the bathtub. And all the non-mommies say "ugh." :)

Somewhere Between Pinot and Pacifiers said...

Too funny. I have the opposite problem though. DD is obsessed with wiping.

Lindsey said...

HAH! That definitely sounds like something a man would say! Poor kid.