Number of family members stopping in for a visit: 4
Number of friends just passing through: 10
Number of hours I spent putting that damn kitchen together: 3
Number of seconds John spent helping: 12
Number of presents wrapped: 16
Number of times I patted myself on the back for perpetuating the "Santa doesn't wrap" tradition: 8
Number of times we forgot to move the Elf on the Shelf: 6
Number of times the girls noticed: 5
Number of calories consumed during Gluttony Week 2008: infinity
Number of pounds gained: 2 (at least)
Number of days the Slacker Family Christmas tree was up: 22
Number of days the Slacker Family Christmas tree was totally dead and shedding needles if you even thought about touching it: 20
Number of needles left in the Slacker house immediately after tree removal: 10,000,000
Number of needles remaining after several passes with the vacuum: 100,000
Number of days until Christmas 2009: 360 (I can't wait!)
2 comments:
Missing you already! Hope things are somewhat back to normal in the Slacker house . . . the girls looked tired at dinner a few nights ago!
Kiki
That's good. Ya'll need a fake tree! And try remembering & finding cool places to put 3 elves!!
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