So, the teachers now have hoop dreams of A potty training soon. Me? I'm thinking I still have a few months. Because she for all of her success at school, she hasn't actually peed in the potty at home. And, it's not like we don't put her on the thing.
Here's the problem...all this pottying is kind of annoying. She asks to pee in the potty *all the time*, only to do nothing, shove half a roll of toilet paper in the toilet, flush 7 times, and get water all over the sink in an effort to wash her hands. And yesterday, while I was using the potty myself, she flung open the door and shouted,"Pee pee in pah-tay!" all the while yanking on my
And have I mentioned her penchant to strut around the house with the Elmo potty seat around her neck like a necklace? Ew.
In other exciting news, it should be a great weekend in Slackerville. We are picking the girls up early from school and heading to the pool. Then we're making homemade pizza for dinner. We've got date night on Saturday night. (thanks for all of the advice! So helpful...though I feel slightly freakish that I've never really done this before!) John's playing golf on Sunday morning...so I think I'm going get a little pedicure on Saturday (tit for tat, you know).
And the potty...I'm sure we'll be spending lots of time in the potty.

8 comments:
Have I told you lately how witty your blog post titles are? I love them.
and are you hiding in my house somewhere getting the fodder for the posts?!
whats the deal with the toilet seat (Dora up in herre) as necklace.
it makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
need photo of the potty necklace please !
I always sing this song - with the substituted words - when potty-training. Good luck. You know the phase when they love to sit on the potty passes and then you have to start bribing them to even enter the bathroom.
Oh this is so very very funny! I love the Elmo potty necklance!
funny stuff!
Oh why oh why must they wear the potty seat? I bet we have the same Elmo necklace.
Gag.
Don't you just LOVE when the kids come into the bathroom when you are sitting there trying to read Southern Living and carry on a conversation with you as if you were sitting around the kitchen table?
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